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Thursday, 03 February 2011 00:48
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Do you hunt too much?

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Have you ever been told you hunt too much? If you have, it is probably because of some of the strange things you do in the 'off-season'.  Are you guilty of the things on my list?

 

1. You wear your camo or hunter orange jacket out for supper with your spouse

 

2. When someone asks for direction and your response includes your topographic map and wind direction

 

3. You watch T.V. in your living room from inside your ground blind

 

4. You come home from work and the kids don’t recognize you without your camo gear on

 

5. Your spouse begins to ‘enjoy’ your favorite cologne (or perfume) called ‘Essence of Buck’ or ‘Doe in Heat’

 

6. Outside play time with your kids becomes a Marco Polo type game with you in your new camouflage saying, “Can you see me now?”

 

7. You constantly test the effectiveness of your Scent-lok jacket by walking past your dog with a juicy T-bone underneath your shirt

 

8. Your spouse says, “C’mere Dear!” and you respond by instinctively reaching for your bow and asking, “Where did you see that deer, Honey?!”

 

9. You wish you had an outhouse.

 

10. You hang your game cam, at night, beside the outdoor garbage bin – just to make sure the night vision setting works on racoons.

 

Have I missed any? Would to love hear your additions to my list. Please comment below

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Bill Anderson

Bill Anderson

Bill Anderson is a Canadian Outdoor Blogger at his own blog, Muskoka Outdoors. He also is a blog contributor to the World Fishing Network website.

Many of his adventures can also be read on other media website outlets like the Chicago Sun Times websites and The Examiner.

Bill has a biology degree and is equally comfortable with a spinning, fly rod and hunting rifle.

Website: muskokaoutdoors.ca

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