I had a brainstorming session while driving home last night. To help you bring some 'colour' to the dinner table, or camp stove, while at the hunt camp – drop some of these wordy mouthfuls and tell me how they go over...
When referring to your rifle/shotgun: “Do you like my lead propulsion device?”
When referring to the woodpile: “The location our primary combustible fuel source has reached minimal levels.”
When referring to Mom’s chilli: “The potential explosive force that exists in this food source exceeds daily recommended limits.”
When referring to tracking a deer: “My attack vector is parallel to my target’s current angle of retreat.”
When referring to the amount of snoring at night: “Did you notice the concerted expulsions of random forced air movements in the bunks last night?”
When explaining why you got lost: “My internal geo-positional mechanism experienced a brief session of environmental interference from my primary mapping sensor array.”
When explaining how you missed a deer: “the expected path trajectory of my bullet was slightly altered by a sudden onset of a physiological manifestation of tremors radiating quickly to my outer extremities.”
